Amelie Yap: August 2012

Friday, August 31, 2012

The fate of "P" license owner

Hey, did you just get your driving license?
You are the "P" owner now (for two years)

Let's count the benefits of being a "P" driver:

-People hates you, your are SLOW
(they love to cut your queue in the same lane, showing off how experienced are they as F1 racer)

- People prefer using HON on you
(when you needs 5 minutes to park your car especially side-parking, we actually given about 5 minutes to park a car in exam and even at T-junction)

- People always love to use headlamp to FLASH you
(so that you get to the left lane /drive faster on the fast lane, P driver should keep on left lane)

- People loves to SCOLD you
with hand signs and bad words
("can this P license get aside ar, block the road, they think this is their grandfather's road?"-safety please)

- People loves to KEEP A DISTANCE from your car
if our cars are virus
(especially at the steep roads where you are waiting for the traffic lights )

- We are always WRONG
(especially when an accident happen, people will blame on you that they say you are inexperienced driver, so it's all your fault--they loves to take advantage of us)

- We are always been THREATEN
(especially during an accident, they will try to threat you by saying "then go report lor" as P driver afraid of marks being deduct in License Demerit Points , this may cause you to lose your P license as your points accumulate when you commit offenses )

- We PAY more
(Because of fear, we tend to solve accident privately which mean without involves the police, as it's always been our fault, we compensate others by money )

There was once that my friend was driving on the road (it's like highway), a driver hit my friend's car at the back. Yet, the driver said it's my friend's faulty. How ridiculous??
He said that my friend was reversing and thus hitting his car
(it means my friend's car's ass kissed his car's head)

Oh my god, will you reverse at the highway?

it really sound so ridiculous...
To prevent troubles, my friend compensated him ..----we PAY more

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Poly Clay Play!

Few weeks ago, my sister and I were so interested in polymer clay!

We got lotsa fun from playing this clay!

you can make anything you want depends on your own imagination and creativity

OR you can get some sample products from google or elsewhere.

This polymer clay,

it seems like plasticine, but you can mix the colors,

besides,it will get dry easily after few hours and finally it will become some kinda spongy toys!
the shape won't change at all! no matter how you squeeze it! it is kinda elastic!

Let's take a look on our products!

Let's get through our garden's creatures! Butterfly, bee, and roses!

These are some kind of spongy food!

Some kind of cake!

Carrot and Ebiko sushi! LOL
That's all , let's have fun together :)

Monday, August 20, 2012

What's on man's mind?

Recalled what i have experienced last few days..

i attended a dinner event at SM. ZhongHua at Kuala Lumpur

it's an event for their school EX-students

i was kinda excited ..(i love to attend functions and events)

and i dressed in a proper manners way..no low cut and ankled-length blue dress (because it's a school event)

my friend ,sister , aunt and I were at the same table

and some other strangers..

a man was sitting next to me, apparently he look 40 + age and seems to have a wife

The man was trying to be nice to me and so did i, trying to be polite wtf.

"how old are you?"
"i'm 19"

"are you the ex-student from this school?"

"No, i am sitting for stpm"

"you look so young"

"oh,Thanks"

"do you have any name card?"

"No,i am still a student" (are you deaf ? i told you i am student ,Or you meant for student cards?)

later on, he kept on refilled the drinks for me and asked me whether wanna eat this or that.

(i thought it's a proper table manners )

before we left, he popped out with this questions

"Could we exchange phone number?"

"erkk....arh....." (this is weird)

"Ah, i just wanna make friends with you"

"harrr?" (Uncle, i did think that we have generation gaps)

"where do you live?"

"HArrrr?" (wtf ?)

OMG, i wonder if i am an over-thinking person or what,

but i am sure this conversation full of intention!

THIS IS REALLY WEIRD!

i really have no idea what he wanna do with my number

but obviously from age , there's a HUGE gap

and my friend told me he kept looking at me with his creepy eyes, it's like a pervert

Followed by the advancement of science and technologies, the mind of humans did change too =.=

i don't know what's on his mind.

OR he think that i look like his daughter /granddaughter wtf?

OR he just wanna be friend?(but i dont think there is a man wanna make friend with you on your first met and the victim is a youth, and the man is a MAN with wife)

OR he is really a pervert?

OR a mate wtf ? (go get your wife or a prostitute)

OR he love SMS? (No way! what conversation can we have?"dad and daughter" conversation?)

full of possibility, but i always did bad imaginations, i think he wanna get a young GF wtf

and under this situation, we quoted it as "老牛吃嫩草''

it means an old man wanna get a young woman as GF/ wife

Proof for that dinner: